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Post subject: Any trafically insane criminals on here? (Speeding-freaks)
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jante350  RD/RZ Jedi Master Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Total posts: 5229 Location: Bergen, Norway |
To follow up ardburps tales of a tonfifty:
Ive done 14 days in jail for speeding... anyone better?  
(16 month ban, 0£ fine)
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:56 pm
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Post subject: Re: Any trafically insane criminals on here? (Speeding-freak
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ArdonRD/RZ Jedi Master |
| jante350 wrote: |
To follow up ardburps tales of a tonfifty:
Ive done 14 days in jail for speeding... anyone better?
(16 month ban, 0£ fine) |
You after a medal Mutley????????????
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/Ardon1/ardon3/mutley.jpg
Dumbass Viking won't get it!
14 days of 24 hour sex Wanke - bet you were loving it and didnt want to leave!
Not bike wise but I got a 2 year suspended sentance for ABH after beating up a faggot!........The Judge went ape shit because I didnt really care about the bullshit law or the matter of beating up poofs!........
Whats your address again???????
Harry Nipples got a years ban under totting up but he refused to agree with the sentance so he carried on ridding!
Someone in his street (prob the pig living at the bottom of it) grassed him up and the feds were waiting for him one morning. He was threatened with jail but he really didnt give much of a shit but thought it prudent not to ride for a year!!!!!!!!...........
When his ban was over he applied for insurance and the ins agent asked if he had any bans or convictions???
With fingers crossed behind his back he straight faced answered no!.....
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Last edited by Ardon on Wed May 07, 2008 10:11 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:58 pm
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Post subject: Re: Any trafically insane criminals on here? (Speeding-freak
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jante350RD/RZ Jedi Master Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Total posts: 5229 Location: Bergen, Norway |
| Ardon wrote: |
You after a medal Mutley????????????
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Im not proud of it, I do it regularly, but seldom get caught..  Medal? Nah.. I got 3 dots in my license, thats enuff!
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:10 pm
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Post subject: Re: Any trafically insane criminals on here? (Speeding-freak
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ArdonRD/RZ Jedi Master |
| jante350 wrote: |
| Ardon wrote: |
You after a medal Mutley????????????
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Im not proud of it, I do it regularly, but seldom get caught.. Medal? Nah.. I got 3 dots in my license, thats enuff! |
How does the points on your licence convictions work in Viking land???
Over here 3 speeding strikes and its an instant ban - that means a ban of all motor vehicals that I guess that Norway is no the same!!!
Over a ton or double the legal limit means an instant ban!.......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/Ardon1/ardon3/1172-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/Ardon1/ardon3/1172courtappeal.jpg
Very Very High Speed!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Bollox!!!!!!!
If the buck toothed pig had waited 1/2 a mile down the road with his vascar the twat would have got me doing 160 - I was just about to open the throttle when I spotted the bastard and by then it was too late!.......
Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That day in court proved that the UK's justice system is a load of s h i t !
A local business man got a 2 week ban and Prince Charles got 10 days for the same offence!!!!......... 
I drive to Manc pretty often and it is rare to see a pig but as soon as you enter Cumbria the bastards are 10 a penny!......
A Sunday at Devils Bridge see's the pigs out numbering bikers by a 1000 to one - or so it seems!
I'm sure the filth can be better deployed shoring up the UK's borders! 
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:28 pm
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gavinRD/RZ Jedi Master Joined: 03 Aug 2003 Total posts: 6333 Location: cheshunt, herts, uk |
"no fixed abode"?
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:58 pm
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| weaver Joined: 06 Aug 2003 Total posts: 6082 |
They failed to mention he was towing a caravan. 
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:20 pm
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ArdonRD/RZ Jedi Master |
| weaver wrote: |
| They failed to mention he was towing a caravan. |
Uttox - beating - pain - weevil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You two poofs going to Lakes????????????
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:54 pm
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| weaver Joined: 06 Aug 2003 Total posts: 6082 |
I will be at the lakes, but probably on the fazer cos me pipes need fettling. Unless I fit an old rusty set of standards I have.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:17 am
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ArdonRD/RZ Jedi Master |
| weaver wrote: |
| I will be at the lakes, but probably on the fazer cos me pipes need fettling. Unless I fit an old rusty set of standards I have. |
Make sure that you make arrangements for the local paramedics to attend Weevil as u'll b going home in a coffin!
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:28 pm
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| weaver Joined: 06 Aug 2003 Total posts: 6082 |
I doubt it... I have a sinus problem and have lost my sense of smell.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 8:43 pm
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Post subject: Re: Any trafically insane criminals on here? (Speeding-freak
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| p51bombay Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Total posts: 9910 |
| Ardon wrote: |
Not bike wise but I got a 2 year suspended sentance for ABH |
Anal b*tt h*ling? Homo fartknocker reliving past glory again before the stick him in the old folks home - don't worry its all down hill from here and will be over soon.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:37 pm
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kaptainkaos Daily Burner Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Total posts: 207 Location: Out o' there an' over 'ere |
Make sure that you make arrangements for the local paramedics to attend Weevil as u'll b going home in a coffin![/quote]
Ardon you really need some professional help.
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 12:36 am
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